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The 7 Drawfs Visit the Vatacin

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  • 09-01-2002 7:27pm
    #1
    Mr.Applepie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭


    I'm emptying out my email account and found this. sorry if its been posted before(brain no work after deleting 150emails):

    The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have
    requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.

    "Dopey, my son," says the Pope "What can I do for you?"
    Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf
    nuns in Rome?

    The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a
    moment, and answers,
    "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

    In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns
    around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back,
    "Your Worship,are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

    The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then
    answers,
    "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

    This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once
    again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says,
    "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere
    in the world?"

    After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds,
    "I'm sorry my son, there're no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

    The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling,laughing and
    pounding the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting
    "Dopey shagged a penguin!", "Dopey shagged a penguin!"


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    #2
    Lump
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    HA HA HA....... I love it, well done.


    John


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    #3
    ][cEMAN**
    Registered Users Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭][cEMAN**


    Yeah i've heard it a few times before.....

    /me hits refresh button

    Oooooooh look a joke about 7 dwarfs - must read this....

    Yeah i've heard it a few times before.....

    /me hits refresh button

    Oooooooh look a joke about 7 dwarfs - must read this....

    Yeah i've heard it a few times before.....

    /me hits refresh button

    Oooooooh look a joke about 7 dwarfs - must read this....


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