The One OS

Chubby

Recently a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I
mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC. I told him
how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows XP
CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned it on.

Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me,
but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took
the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my
surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than
before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the
central hole I saw an inscription, an inscription finer than anything I
had ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet
remote, as if out of a great depth:

12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE820945092OF923A40EElOE5IOCC98D444AA08E324

'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said in a timid voice. 'No
but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the
language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in
common English this is what it says:

One OS to rule them all,
One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.

It is only two lines from a verse long known in System lore:

"Three OS's from corporate kings in their towers of glass,
Seven from valley lords where orchards used to grow,
Nine from dotcoms doomed to die,
One from the Dark Lord Gates on his dark throne
In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.
One OS to rule them all, one OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie."

azezil

I'm sorry but i see no humour in that what so ever

smiles

score !

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Lump

I don't find it funny either, whats the point?


John