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  • 15-01-2002 12:47pm
    #1
    dahamsta
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭


    Dear In-Charge Persons,

    I would like to lodge a stern complaint about your websitehome, currently located at the inciteful internet email resource location-place troll.boards.ie.

    I notice with some dismay that in the last several twenty four hour periods (known to some as "days"), your websitehomepage has increased dramatically in speed, to a positively dangerous levelage. It has become a danger to both it's inhabitants and it's neighbours, and SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE!!!

    How long do you think it will be before a child, like Little Johnny from No. 23, is maimed and injured by one of your "members", I ask you? How long before old Mrs. McGlumpher, who takes the time to take the bus from Ballygoferriter every Sunday to visit her daughter Doreen at No. 83, is run down by a young whippersnapper in his "massive" Mazda Mozilla GTi?

    There are many solutions to slow the traffic in your locality down, such as tired policemen and lollipop ladies employed specifically to wander randomly across the road. I would like to see measures like these implemented as soon as possible please, otherwise I will be forced to lodge an official complaint with my local Neighbourhood Watch, and we'll see how you like it when Mr. O'Toole calls around with his clipboard and Thermos.

    SPEED KILLS! SLOW DOWN!

    Paudie McCracken-Flange (Mrs, Deceased)
    Post edited by Shield on


Comments

  • #2
    Baz_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    trying to decide if thats funny or not, and also what the point was.

    A stern hmmmmmmmm from me.


  • #3
    phaxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭phaxx


    I believe he was out drinking.

    Can you think of a better explanation? I can't.


  • #4
    Raskolnikov
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,148 ✭✭✭✭Raskolnikov


    I thought it was funny


  • #5
    Lenny
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    Drinking at 11:30AM?
    He is either an alcholic, or else a very easily drunk person if hes still that drunk from the night.


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