Buying a Russian Wife

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels


I think that if I'm a twat I'm going to bring this to your level and call you a stinking pile of poo.

Nah... that's not how to bring it down to his level......

You'd want to call him something like a cúntmaster, or he who sucks satans cóck.... that's bringing it down to his level.

Walls

Really hope you're having a laugh.

If not, then just think if someone thought of you as that worthless. Or a family member as firstly so purchasable and secondly disposable. You'd be furious and rightly so.

It would be the height of carelessness because so much is unknown. Do they have a drug problem? Family they want to bring over? Children? Or, at best, a snotty attitude to any man who thinks he can act this way to a member of the human race (and don't say its not slavery. If its not, why not go out and ask an emigrant already here what they think of the arrangement, and see how grateful they are).

I really hope this is just an example of my poor sense of humor, but please god let the lot of you be joking.

bubbles

Can we stop all the crap please?

Thanks

Hobbes

Any paragraph that has "blade" and "bubbles" in it is sure to mean mad-cap adventures.

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by bubbles
Can we stop all the crap please?

Thanks

I'm going to be very childish and say "you started it"
Clain... it ain't gonna happen, if it does, I'll give bubbles a score for proving me wrong.... I'd love to see this.
You have to be able to recognise when someone's takin the píss.... that's all

Slimjim

Its that whole scenario again...

Dream


Reality.


Or the other way around, dependin' what yer into!

The Sweeper

Originally posted by Dr. Loon


Nah... that's not how to bring it down to his level......

You'd want to call him something like a cúntmaster, or he who sucks satans cóck.... that's bringing it down to his level.

I would have, but I was frightened by the drop...



Okay Bubbles - I'm getting the piss ripped out of me here for reacting to your original post as though it were bona fide. So are some of the others.

More again are ripping the piss out of you, because they don't believe you.


Can you post anything to persuade them of the truth?

Hobbes

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
Can you post anything to persuade them of the truth?

Maybe a history of Bubbles other projects over the past few years might help?

The Sweeper

Originally posted by Hobbes


Maybe a history of Bubbles other projects over the past few years might help?

:rolleyes:

/me turns beseechingly to Bubbles

SEE?????

WhiteWashMan

oh, that would be funny.

hey bubbles, remember the time we went to russia to play the russian national quake team?
me you adra and er, i cant remember.

oh the hilarity,

bubbles

All that stuff was years ago. Over the last couple of years I have been a nice little boy.

And as for proving that we are for real, all I can do is wait a few weeks until she is shipped over.

And now word has started to spread around the office here, and the 4 of us are getting dirty looks

gandalf

Bubbles maybe we should set up a group purchase scheme for Boards.ie we could then get a bulk discount Eamo you up for this?

Gandalf.

Catch_22

well im in, & i assume trojan is as he just pointed me to this thread ..



c22

Trojan

Perhaps we could do a raffle if we got enough people. That would make it a hell of a lot cheaper for all involved, hence able to afford a more expensive option...

What do ye think lads?

I am deadly serious - as many of you know, I am not the kind of person who would take the piss about something like this.

Originally posted by Catch_22
well im in, & i assume trojan is as he just pointed me to this thread ..

Yeah, defo.

Actually Niall, you think the 2 girls in the house would be on for some similar arrangement?

Al.

the fnj

Bubbles word of warning.

Russia is being over run by neu metal and the country is full of Goths. Make sure she is not a Goth because we all know how you feel about Goths.

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by gandalf
Bubbles maybe we should set up a group purchase scheme for Boards.ie we could then get a bulk discount Eamo you up for this?

Gandalf.

well, we nearly pulled of buying those 2 girls for the weekend at quakapalooza a couple of years ago....

i dont see why not?

besides, trojan has been known to throw his money at anything when hes drunk enough.

smiles

We at Quality Irish Catholic Women have lodged out official complaint.

http://troll.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=39240

<< Fio >>

gandalf

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan


well, we nearly pulled of buying those 2 girls for the weekend at quakapalooza a couple of years ago....

i dont see why not?

besides, trojan has been known to throw his money at anything when hes drunk enough.

Oh I remember those 2, very very nice chassis on them if I remember correctly.

Hehe yeah how much did he bid for that bottle of whiskey again ?



Gandalf.

havok*

are you 100% sure this is all even legal ?

If you are doing it the boards.ie readers will be demanding, a reguarly updated site (with pics and articles), documentry vids, t-shirts, caps, mugs, mouse mats and a few charity concerts...

The Sweeper

...I'm sorta sad that this has turned into a giant mickey take.

A small, rather lowbrow part of me quite liked the idea that four blokes were clubbing together their junk-money to buy a Russian woman to clean up after them.

It reinforced my views on Irish men.

It vindicated me.

Now I'm just sad and empty again...


...I wonder if some foreigner would pay the guts of five Gs to buy me...


/there follows a flurry of window-opening activity as MJD furiously searches people-for-sale sites to offer herself up to the great God of money in return for some light housework and the potential of a choice of who to shag on a Monday night!!

Mr.Applepie

Originally posted by Dr. Loon
I'd go for number 3 there mate, based purely on looks of course. Couldn't have been arséd reading their specs

Im gonna have to disagree with you there. I'm gonna have to go for number 1(nyom) Look at the eyes(nyom)

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by gandalf


Oh I remember those 2, very very nice chassis on them if I remember correctly.

Hehe yeah how much did he bid for that bottle of whiskey again ?



Gandalf.

1000 or 1200 im not sure.

what a leg-end!

wouldnt mind, but those guys that got it drank it!
but the gurls... yummy!

ive tot 500 quid here with some russian bints name onit!

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by Mr.Applepie


Im gonna have to disagree with you there. I'm gonna have to go for number 1(nyom) Look at the eyes(nyom)

No, no, no..... look at her head!! It's all different colours... Can't have that...


This one's all windswept and graceful... much better
Bubbles can you post us a pic of your choice in this matter?

bubbles

Even tho this thread has turned into a spam fest, where because other ppl started messing and joking around they assume I am. WRONG!

I'll post a pic of her up next week when we have her ordered etc. I won't be posting he name and details etc until she has arrived over here - for security reasons.

WhiteWashMan

stick up her vital statistics as well will you.
can we pay you to have sex with her?
(us have sex with her, not you)

Beruthiel

lol - have I accidentally joined a porn site??

and nobody has answered my question!
where are the husbands/slaves for sale??

Trojan

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
stick up her vital statistics as well will you.
can we pay you to have sex with her?
(us have sex with her, not you)

Regardless of the legalities of the marriage etc, prostitution is still illegal.

And I didn't bid £1200 - I only bid a small percentage of that.

Gandalf, you're just as much to blame!

Al.

po0k

I'm for sale, moderate price.
2meg pipe and free access to your job's IT budget.

6'2", dark, irish, 13 stone, has own spatula (if I don't manage tpo outbid Kharn and the bhoys for FIO)

Trojan

Looks like it's hit the papers:

http://www.irishpress.ie/news/2002/01/17/182732spinsol/1/irish_internet_company_endorses_white_slavery.asp

Al.

[edit] That link is now down, I think it's been slashdotted [/edit]

Vorosha

what the hell are your girlfriends gonna say when you tell them you're buying a wife?

gandalf

Originally posted by Trojan


Regardless of the legalities of the marriage etc, prostitution is still illegal.

And I didn't bid £1200 - I only bid a small percentage of that.

Gandalf, you're just as much to blame!

Al.

I never said you bid £1200 that was the winning bid, if I remember correctly (over all the beer etc from that night) you bid £700 for a bottle of whiskey

How was I to blame I wasn't egging you on (err ohhh maybe I was then !!!)

Oh Bubbles in classic Blues Brothers fashion "How much for your wimmen"

Gandalf.

leeroybrown

Make sure you sort out a bloody good pre-nuptial agreement before the knot is tied. You don't want some Russian strumpet owning half of your friends worldly posessions.

Trojan

Originally posted by gandalf
I never said you bid £1200 that was the winning bid, if I remember correctly (over all the beer etc from that night) you bid £700 for a bottle of whiskey

hmmm...

Originally posted by gandalf

A Big Thank you to DeVore, Slosh, all the Lads whos et up the UT Servers and anyone else I missed for an excellent weekend.

The one memory I'll take from this is the look on Jadens face when Trojan bid £750.00 for a bottle of whiskey at the auction, panic doesn't even go close to descibing it

(The "other" gamers ended up bidding a "G" for it so the "Quake Players" wouldn't have the highest bid on the day). Oh and Slosh I hope you enjoyed that cigar

Tom I'll have the piccies up by the end of the week. I'll mail Hoony now to allow him time to set up the shrine to Dev's naked chin

Thanks again,
Gandalf.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12605

Back on-topic, I'm out of the bidding here, as things are starting to look much more promising over here: http://troll.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=39240

There's no customs tax, import duties or passports to worry about.

Also, you really should buy local - "Promoting Irish Excellence" as the phrase goes.

Al.

Baldy

Originally posted by Dr. Loon


Reality.


This one's all windswept and graceful... much better

Whats he talking about ?????

BTW THATS THAT GIRL OFF BAYWATCH ISN'T IT FROM A FEW YEARS AGO !!!!

I meant the original post of no.3 !!

Baldy

Honestly Lads!! I think you're mad to be doing this. In all fairness if you end up in prison I wouldn't be surprised:eek: . But you can only make your own mistakes and I hope for your sake this isnt one of them. Best of luck and tell us whats going on will ya plz!

Baldy

leeroybrown

Maybe if ye got a Digital Camera/Web Cam and kept an on-line video or pictorial diary of your Russian Bride experiences.

It would be a nice way to show the pro's and con's of the scheme to pther prospective customers.

Such an web-guide would of course have to be presented with the ususal wit and sarcasm that is the hallmark of boards.

leeroybrown

Additional info:

The Russian Bride shouldn't mind being photographed or filmed by web-cam. In fact, she may even have prior experience of this kind of thing!

Victor

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
Lots of posters on these boards are adolescent men.

Isn't that a contradiction?

Victor

Originally posted by adnans
Very Low Divorce Rate

Very Low Divorce Rate:
Something that struck me as I was doing research on the web was that it seems that the 5-year divorce rate for people who get married using a Russian mail order bride service is about 2 percent! That is an amazing stat compared to the divorce rate for the country as a whole. Now that I have been married to my lovely Velma for some time, I understand why the divorce rate would be so low. A man would have to be absolutely out of his mind not to appreciate a woman with such good and wholesome values as my Velma. Truly, Russian mail order brides are the way to go.

Of course, most countries demand 5-7 years residence for citizenship purposes. And we demand 5 years separation for divorce.

Victor

Originally posted by Trojan
Regardless of the legalities of the marriage etc, prostitution is still illegal.

No, no, no. Solicitiation in a public place, 'keeping a disorderly house' and living off immorral means (and tax evasion and operating a business in a residential premises) are illegal, but in itself prostituion is not. So if the poor woman was allowed keep all the money herself and paid tax and didn't do it the same place all the time, there would be no major problem.

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LOL almost 3000 views

Trojan

Originally posted by Victor
So if the poor woman was allowed keep all the money herself and paid tax and didn't do it the same place all the time, there would be no major problem.

I sometimes forget that we have such precise and unerring readers here on boards.

Let me "exactly" phrase what I dared to utter before: The act of organising prostitution is illegal. This "organisational activity" can also sometimes be known as "prostitution", and therefore my previous statement may be construed as valid.

Any person involved in the organisation of prostitution is liable to be penalised under a number of offence headings: for example, organising prostitution or coercing or compelling a person to be a prostitute (section 9 of the 1993 Act), knowingly living in whole or in part on the earnings of a prostitute (section 10), or keeping or managing a brothel (section 11). The penalty on being found guilty on indictment for organising prostitution or for coercing or compelling a person to be a prostitute can be as high as a fine of £10,000 and/or a prison sentence of 5 years.

She might be a bit more expensive than 4500 euros lads!

And the collective will love this one (disclaimers at the ready):

In addition, section 23 of the Criminal Justice (Public Order) Act, 1994 makes it an offence to publish or distribute an advertisement which advertises a brothel or the services of a prostitute.

My 0.20000000000000000000000000000000000000 cents (I think 40 places should be accurate enough for Victor).

Al.

deco

the thing that most scares me is that that fúcker bubbles may be crazy enough to carry out his "threat". This is what long term board usage will eventully do to you.........well @ least I'll be roflol

leeroybrown

If ye lent her out to your friends freely, then it wouldn't be prostitution. They in turn could give you monetary gifts at unrelated dates.

Also, if you needed to get out of a dodgy marriage, you could file for an annulment on the basis that she was shagging all your mates.

mayhem#

I think it's completely immoral and degrading....






Where do I sign up!

The Sweeper

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
Lots of posters on these boards are adolescent men.

Originally posted by Victor
Isn't that a contradiction?

That depends entirely on how you feel about men.


This is a little off the point though - I believe the underlying theme of this thread is how y'all feel about women.

("If we buy her, she will come...")

(Feel free to alter the spelling on the italiscised for your own entertainment)

Monty - the one and only

I have had enough of this.

I only let it go this far, which went against my better judgement, because there were no complaints.

If you want to continue this do it elsewhere.