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GoneShootin · 2002-01-16 17:04:10

A Kerryman goes into a shop and buys a chainsaw. Two weeks later he returns the chainsaw and says to the shop assistant: "2 weeks ago I bought this chainsaw and you said that it would chop down 50 trees in an hour. I can only manage 2 trees." The shop assistant says, "let me see", and starts the machine up. BRRRRRR!!! The…

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16-01-2002 6:04pm

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GoneShootin

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A Kerryman goes into a shop and buys a chainsaw. Two
weeks later he returns the chainsaw and says to the
shop assistant: "2 weeks ago I bought this chainsaw
and you said that it would chop down 50 trees in an
hour. I can only manage 2 trees."
The shop assistant says, "let me see", and starts the
machine up. BRRRRRR!!!

The Kerryman jumps back in surprise and says "what's
that noise?!?"

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#2 16-01-2002 6:06pm
strat

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:rolleyes:
ahh g'wan
funny ish

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#3 16-01-2002 6:09pm
GoneShootin

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ya i know, its something that an ailing comic would use as last resort

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#4 16-01-2002 7:28pm
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I laughed! woow i actually laughed... emmmm groovy

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#5 17-01-2002 10:23am
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hehe, how orgional and funny.

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