Are you as smart as a four year old?

Lucifer

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are
qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer.
The questions are not that difficult

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in
an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?





















Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and close the
refrigerator


Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?


















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This
tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions
correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities


4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How
do you manage it?




















Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.




According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals
they tested got all questions wrong .But many preschoolers got several
correct answers. Anderson Consultng says this conclusively disproves the
theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

Spunog UIE

true

Panda

I like.

DrunkLeprachaun

I too like.

Lenny

hehe, I only got the one right, tis good laugh that one.

Catch_22

>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you
>are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer.
>
>The questions are not that difficult.
>
>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


Cut him up into small pieces with a chain saw, put the pieces in
plastic bags, and put them in the refrigerator.


>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and
>close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
>things in an overly complicated way.
>
>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


Cut him up into small pieces with a chain saw, put the pieces in
plastic bags, and put them in the refrigerator.


>Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the
>refrigerator.
>
>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
>elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the
>repercussions of your actions.
>
>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
>except one. Which animal does not attend?


Trick question. Both the giraffe and the elephant are dead and in
my fridge, so actually it's TWO animals not attending.


>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
>This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first
>three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your
>abilities.
>
>4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles.
>How do you manage it?


Take the dismembered giraffe and elephant pieces out of the
refrigerator, put them in the water, let the crocodiles eat until
they're full and sleepy, then swim across.


>Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending
>the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
>mistakes.
>According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
>professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers
>got several correct answers.
>
>Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that
>most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
>
>Send this out to frustrate all of your friends

azezil

woohoo I'm a professional cause i got them all wrong? lol

MelKor

i are now hapi cuz now i no im not de onely stu-pid peoples heer

Bomberman

good 1

Victor

1. Right, but I had to bend his neck a bit.
2. Right.
3. wrong, I thought the Lion, seeing as he was the host - I misred the question.
4. Right, but I used the bridge

Naos

got all right except the last. I too said use the bridge..

Cake Fiend

Lucifer wrote:

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

This answer is over-complicated, containing redundant actions. Once the giraffe is in the refrigerator, the task is complete. There is no need to close the door. I contend that the person who wrote this test is too stupid to administer tests, and thus all results are null and void. Moreover, it proves that I are more smartest than you.

Pugsley

I got them all right because this has been posted many times before :rolleyes:

Stabshauptmann

Catch_22 wrote:

>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you
>are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer.
>
>The questions are not that difficult.
>
>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


Cut him up into small pieces with a chain saw, put the pieces in
plastic bags, and put them in the refrigerator.


>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and
>close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
>things in an overly complicated way.
>
>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


Cut him up into small pieces with a chain saw, put the pieces in
plastic bags, and put them in the refrigerator.


>Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the
>refrigerator.
>
>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
>elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the
>repercussions of your actions.
>
>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
>except one. Which animal does not attend?


Trick question. Both the giraffe and the elephant are dead and in
my fridge, so actually it's TWO animals not attending.


>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
>This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first
>three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your
>abilities.
>
>4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles.
>How do you manage it?


Take the dismembered giraffe and elephant pieces out of the
refrigerator, put them in the water, let the crocodiles eat until
they're full and sleepy, then swim across.


>Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending
>the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
>mistakes.
>According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
>professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers
>got several correct answers.
>
>Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that
>most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
>
>Send this out to frustrate all of your friends

am I twisted to find that funny?

Doper Than U

LMAO @ Catch 22.. the scary thing is I thought of dismemberment too...

ixoy

Necromancer wrote:

am I twisted to find that funny?

No because that would make me twisted as well...

As to the original questions:
1) Right
2) Got the wrong answer but the question said "a fridge" not "the fridge" so, not using the definite article, I assume it was a different fridge. That was some poor writing there.
3) I went for the Lion King. There's nothing to suggest a link between the second and third questions....
4) I took the giraffe out of the fridge and fed him to the crocodiles because it seemed funny. But the dismemberment option with the chainsaws was far funnier....

TrickyRicky

me wrong all questions, is me stoopid ?

Shaque attack

TrickyRicky wrote:

me wrong all questions, is me stoopid ?

very much so