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  • 16-01-2002 8:12pm
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    A certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the girls restroom. That was fine, but after they put their lipstick on they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

    Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean the mirrors. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

    There are teachers, and then there are educators.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 78,402 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Brilliant!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,815 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    egg-sellent :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    I dont get it unfortunatly, curse this pea sized brain which half ocupies my head :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    on closer inspection I get it


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    lol
    Great line ending.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,163 ✭✭✭✭Boston


    ha, i like it


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,169 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    You my friend are a prince among men :D


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    lolll


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 93 ✭✭three


    Very funny


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,216 ✭✭✭phreak


    rofl, nice one


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    lol hahahah


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭Mistakill


    lol - rofl - all those acronym thingys


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    Brill


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    that's great :p:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    HE HE, good one.



    John


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭Hunter-FLUID


    lol good one...


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