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Lookin for work in the porn industry

  • 17-01-2002 5:56pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭


    I'm 21 years old, good lookin, nice bod, tanned and have plenty of experience... anyone know of any recruitment agencies or anyone doin a flick?

    Serious replys only please.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,464 ✭✭✭✭Victor




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,051 ✭✭✭mayhem#


    Originally posted by azezil
    I'm 21 years old, good lookin, nice bod, tanned and have plenty of experience... anyone know of any recruitment agencies or anyone doin a flick?

    Serious replys only please.

    I see you're looking for a step up from working for Clare co. co. then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    yeah this whole I.T. thing seem's to be goin nowhere so i'll go with my second choice, more money in it anyway.

    Anywho here's a clip of me in action, just in case u thought i wasn't serious. (may not open in opera for some reason :confused: )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,051 ✭✭✭mayhem#


    Your the short lad on the right I presume...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Originally posted by mayhem#
    Your the short lad on the right I presume...
    yeah that'd be me alrite


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 483 ✭✭NeRb666


    Sorry to inform you of this, but a functional penis is a job requirement in that industry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 Page 71


    I hear there's a lot of money to be made in the snuff movie business.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    i dunno, have you done a search on the job pages?
    prze for the first person to return a valid advertisment for a porn audition :)
    somewhere close to me would be prefereble!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    hmmm, type "porn" in a search engine. Do you think it will work?

    You would probably have to start off low in the industry (prolly as a fluffer).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    Originally posted by Hobbes


    You would probably have to start off low in the industry (prolly as a fluffer).

    whats a fluffer simon?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 Rusty Landers


    As a well know porn star (having worked with Lance Fockwell and Ron Jermey) I can tell you its a "Hard" industry to get into. To start with you will be a fluffer (Eamo I know you know what a fluffer is :) ). If your willing to do that check out your local adult shop for some advice or do up a few demo tapes of your self if you haven't already done so and send it around.

    Rusty "Roger" Landers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    Originally posted by azezil
    I'm 21 years old, good lookin, nice bod, tanned and have plenty of experience... anyone know of any recruitment agencies or anyone doin a flick?

    Serious replys only please.

    i hope you are going to change your nick. i think theres already an azazel or something in the porn industry.

    me watches as all the young boys go of searching for porn stars :)

    anyway, im still waiting for someone to get back with a porn advert :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    my last attempt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    youd thjink shed be happy that she looked like a porn astar wouldnt you?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    yes, the porn industry is a good business :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Originally posted by WhiteWashMan


    i hope you are going to change your nick. i think theres already an azazel or something in the porn industry.

    How about "Scruffy Mac Muffin"
    Or "Big tool for You"
    or perhaps "Bend over Betty"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    Originally posted by WhiteWashMan


    whats a fluffer simon?

    I'll tell you when your older.

    I believe having experience in deliving pizzas or fixing photocopiers also helps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭Clinical Waste


    Its not exactly Porn, but theres always a plenty of work for a stud like you to cruise the Retirement villages. All cash work too!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭ayatollah


    yeah azezil but there's no place in the industry for a man with a 2inch member!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    Originally posted by Hobbes
    I believe having experience in deliving pizzas or fixing photocopiers also helps.

    really?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    plumbing/tv repair skillz might also be helpful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    actually, heres a start :)

    DANCERS REQUIRED. BROAD MINDED & OUTGOING FEMALES, 18+ REQUIRED FOR NEW ADULT INTERNET DANCING VENTURE. 086-8232425
    Conn and Leinster

    from buy and sell :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    WWMan put down the buy n Sell ... step away! STEP AWAY GOD DAMMIT! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,464 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    You don't actually think that it's an ad. for dancers do you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 539 ✭✭✭Yurmasyurda


    Originally posted by Page 71
    I hear there's a lot of money to be made in the snuff movie business.

    No point in making money you can't spend! :p Spending money has a requirement of being alive as far as I'm aware :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    The Blizzard of odd usually shows some crummy oldies :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Well i have to say this seriously backfired! not sure why... look people this thread was supposed to be a troll, it was supposed to be locked or possibly burnt on sight!

    You're all a bunch or weirdo's :p


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