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Gems from the bible

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    #32
    Elvish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Elvish


    One of the best Bishop Brennan quotes EVER!

    Dougal: "Did len find the rabbits yet?"

    Len: "What did he say?"

    Len goes over to the stairs and shouts:

    "Refer to me by my proper title, ye little boll*xs!"

    Heh heh heh

    -Rob


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    #33
    Ferror
    Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭Ferror


    "aah, Sure ye'l be alrigh"
    We should all do something fun and irresponcible for a laugh?

    Then we could tell Mark and for some entertainment, on the style of trigger happy?

    Here's some more quotes for the moment.

    DOUGAL- God Ted, it's like a big tide of jam commin
    towards us, except its a big jam made out of old women.

    Dougal: God, I've heard about those cults Ted. People dressing up in black and saying Our Lord's going to come back and save us all.

    Ted: No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.
    Dougal: Oh right.

    'My Lovely Horse'

    My lovely horse, running through the field,
    Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
    I want to shower you with sugarlumps,
    And ride you over fences,
    Polish your hooves every single day,
    And bring you to the horse dentist.

    My lovely horse,
    You're a pony no more,
    Running around with a man on your back,
    Like a train in the night (yeah)
    Like a train in the night.


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    #34
    lordsippa
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    Saturday, while carrying my whip I was accosted by some skater youths (ha!) and one guy asked me to whip him. He even dropped his pants while i smacked his bottom.

    That was fun and surreal etc.


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    #35
    SOL
    Registered Users Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭SOL


    leviticus and proverbs 31, are really worth the read bye the way


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    #36
    qwidgybo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 430 ✭✭qwidgybo


    my favourite jack quote i think EVER:
    (while judging a wet t-shirt competition)
    "more water."

    bishop brennan:i'm off to rome for an audience with the pope
    dougal:i love them shows.did you ever see the one with elton john?

    mrs.doyle:i just heard on the news,they've taken the roads in"
    ....
    brennan:but i have to be at rome tomorrow for an audience with the pope!
    dougal:don't worry.sure,they always repeat those shows.

    i think the idea of taking the roads in when it's too wet is fantastic.god,i love craggy island.

    and did anyone notice when dougal is finished playing air guitar in the first episode(the one with the spider baby-i think) that he places it on an invisible stand when he's finished??that cracks me up.

    ted:well,if it looks like a spider,and it doesn't gurgle at you or anything,how do you know it's a baby?
    dougal(pauses):they keep it in a pram.


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