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  • 18-01-2002 10:32am
    #1
    Ser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭


    i know alot of jokes get posted here, dunno if you heard this already though.


    A woman gets on a bus holding a baby.
    > The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
    > In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an
    > aisles
    > seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that
    > shew
    > as agitated and asked her what was wrong.
    > "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
    > The man sympathised and said: "Why, he's a public servant and
    > shouldn't say
    things to insult passengers."
    > "You're right" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a
    > piece
    > of my mind."
    > "That's a good idea" the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    HAAHAAHAA!!!!!

    A friend of my Dad's used to tell a variant on that, but I'd not heard it in years - quality joke Chris :)


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