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its great to be irish

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  • 21-01-2002 12:53pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭


    I dont normally create new threads in here, but i got a great joke in my inbox and i just had to share it

    >An Irishman, an Englishman, a hot blonde and a fat
    >chick get on the subway.They go into a tunnel and the
    >lights go out, and suddenly they all hear a loud slap.
    >When the lights come on, the Englishman has a big red
    >handprint on his face.
    >The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Englishman must have made
    >a move for me, but fondled that fat woman by mistake
    >and she slapped him."
    >The fat woman thinks: "Hmm, that Englishman tried to
    >put the moves on that blonde and got slapped. Good for
    >her."
    >The Englishman thinks: "Hey, that Irishman must have
    >went for the blonde, and she slapped me by mistake!"
    >The Irishman thinks: "Boy, I hope we go through
    >another tunnel, so I can wallop that English fu*ker
    >again".
    >
    >It's great to be irish


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    hehe, good one Baz ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Hmmm good but it has been posted here quite lately


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