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Stupid blonde in aplliance store

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22-01-2002 4:23pm

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Sangre

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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave." he replied

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#2 22-01-2002 5:40pm
Lucifer

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lol good1 keep 'em comin

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#3 22-01-2002 7:07pm
Sangre

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thanks, i just hope your not replying to my posts to get your post level up.........................right??????????

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#4 22-01-2002 7:15pm
BlackMagic

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thats great keep up the good work

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#5 22-01-2002 8:31pm
Oeneus

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Originally posted by Sangre
thanks, i just hope your not replying to my posts to get your post level up.........................right??????????

Would people really care about getting their post levels high?

PS. Can I post this twice?

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#6 22-01-2002 9:17pm
NeoSlicerZ

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mmmm....

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#7 22-01-2002 10:43pm
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Lol i like deh funneh

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#8 23-01-2002 12:22am
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hehe, didn't see that one comming Sangre
well done.

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#9 23-01-2002 3:43pm
Sangre

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Originally posted by NeoSlicers
mmmm....

Thanks for sharing that with us, i feel enlightened :rolleyes:

P.s Jabba is blonde lets all point and laugh all he needs now are big tits

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#10 23-01-2002 5:23pm
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rofl guddon m8

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#11 23-01-2002 5:57pm
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Originally posted by Sangre
thanks, i just hope your not replying to my posts to get your post level up.........................right??????????

I find it amusing that u'd say that.

Good joke btw

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