pojipojerh

TOWN

A man is on a fishing holiday, just him and his rod and a bit
of peace and quiet. He's been sitting in the same spot every day for a week



and every day he's seen another man on the other side of
the lake, quietly fishing.
After a week he wanders round to the man to engage in a bit of
angling
related banter.

"On fishing holiday are you?" our man enquires.
"Nah, I'm on my honeymoon", says the second man.

"Honeymoon?", says the first geezer,"...shouldn't you be with
your wife making love to her like a frenzied weasel?"

"Can't do that mate," says the newlywed, "....she's got crabs,
herpes and ripping vaginal lesions"

"That's unfortunate," replies the fisherman,".....but can't you
go brown and give it to her up the 'Queen Mum'?"

"No chance," says the hapless bridegroom,"...she's got anal
chancroids, bleeding haemorrhoids, and a bad case or bacterial
dysentery".

"Sounds nasty," comments our man,"...but surely she can give
you a blow job?"

"I'd rather not", says the newlywed,"...she's got foot and
mouth, coldsores and her teeth are green and rotting".

"She sounds horrific," comments the fisherman,"...why the ****
did you marry her?

"For the maggots"

Lucifer

LOL :D:D didnt c it coming!!!