Americans, Pt 2....

bubbles · 23-01-2002 11:57am #1

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp

Go figure.

WhiteWashMan · 23-01-2002 12:15pm

hahaha, thats pretty funny.
the true capital of american is 'new jalalabad!'
class.
shouldnt his be on humour by the way?

bubbles · 23-01-2002 12:21pm

Looks serious to me, might seem to daft to be real to us, but remember, its made by americans, for americans.

WhiteWashMan · 23-01-2002 12:52pm

its a fake.

bonkey · 23-01-2002 1:14pm

Yeah, if you go to the front page of the site, the spoofiness of it becomes clear immediately.

Besides, doesnt everyone know that it should be www.whitehouse.gov

Seems to me that this should be in Humour, not Humanities.

jc

Sand · 23-01-2002 1:33pm

By submitting this questionnaire, I hereby relinquish my right to habeas corpus and all other supposed rights afforded me by the Bill Of Rights. If I am a citizen of the United States and I submit this form, I acknowledge that the Department of Justice and/or the FBI may use this information to arrive at the conclusion that I am some kind of pinko, commie, freedom-hating towel-headed homo who deserves to get a steel-tipped federal jackboot shoved up my treacherous ass, so help me John Ashcroft.

Bubbles its a fake. I know you have a compulsive disorder regarding americans but if you cant recognise its a joke form then its a case of dumb (the americans) and dumber (You).

MelKor · 23-01-2002 4:30pm

have ye gone to the kiddies section? its even better!:D

bubbles · 23-01-2002 4:40pm

I'm telling you that this is real. Its the US government, trying to make it look like a joke, to lure people into filling in the details....

I shall go into this in more dept when I get home.