The Name Game - which opera singer/porn star are you...

The Sweeper · 23-01-2002 3:38pm #1

Right, haven't played this for a while, if it's been posted before then I haven't seen it and you can't beat a bit of good old silliness so here it comes again...

To get your opera singer name:

Use your middle name as your first name, and the street you live on as your surname - for instance, I get to be Jane Delaval.

To get your porn star name:

Use the name of your first pet as your first name, and your mother's maiden name as your surname.

I get to be Teddy Ball, which isn't too bad, but I once knew a PussPuss Slowcombe...

If you can't use your mother's maiden name because she never married, then improvise. Sheesh, the modern world ruins everything I try to do...

smoke.me.a.kipper · 23-01-2002 3:41pm

Opara Singer: Tim Glenary!

PornStar name: Bexi Curran (i know someone at work who's pornstar name is bimbo carrol!)

Dr. Loon · 23-01-2002 3:42pm

Opera Singer name = Gerard Crescent

Porn Star name = Muffin Mc Farlane

smoke.me.a.kipper · 23-01-2002 3:44pm

Originally posted by Dr. Loon
Muffin Mc Farlane

omg! that sounds unbelievebly like a pornstar name!

Lenny · 23-01-2002 3:45pm

Mathew Green is my oper name..
but he seems to be a writer on google

Dr. Loon · 23-01-2002 3:49pm

Originally posted by smak

omg! that sounds unbelievebly like a pornstar name!

Great isn't it?

Did a quick search on google and suprisingly there's no porn star going by the name....

Beruthiel · 23-01-2002 3:54pm

opera - Marie Laurence
porn - Pebbles Hanmore

(I was into the Flintstones at the time!)

seamus · 23-01-2002 3:54pm

Opera Singer: David Lansdowne

Porn Star: Smokey Scully

Sounds just like a real opera singers name (yeah right)

Puck · 23-01-2002 4:09pm

I don't live on a street atm so I'll use me last address for my Opera singer name:
Joseph Poole

Porn Star name: Scruffy Hall

Headcase · 23-01-2002 4:14pm

Mark Rahan = Opera singer name
and
Tiger Smyth = PornStar name

i live with that

Gordon · 23-01-2002 4:15pm

Operatically I am called Carl Pembroke.

Spermicidally I am known as Oscar Mackay.

I don't have much of a career in either profession I'd say

nasty_crash · 23-01-2002 4:31pm

Opera Name: John Fergal
Pornstar Name: Beathoven Young

Ph3n0m · 23-01-2002 4:53pm

Opera Star: Charles Michael Collins
Porn Name: Mosq McCarthy - not very pornish

The Sweeper · 23-01-2002 4:55pm

Originally posted by Ph3n0m
Opera Star: Charles Michael Collins
Porn Name: Mosq McCarthy - not very pornish

...you had a pet called "Mosq"?

Ph3n0m · 23-01-2002 4:59pm

Yep a St Bernard dog called Mosq

Hey dont blame me - thats the name the dog came with!!!!!!!!!!

azezil · 23-01-2002 5:00pm

Joseph Ruthstown :rolleyes:

Pip Parkes :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Stephen · 23-01-2002 5:34pm

pr0n star name: Rocky Kelly

Dont be at yourself · 23-01-2002 7:20pm

Opera Name: Joseph Grove
Porn Name: Prince Cannon

Crash · 23-01-2002 7:43pm

opera name=Joseph Willbrook

Porn Star name=Jaws McCarthy (my first pet was a goldfish. he commited suicide)

Lister · 23-01-2002 7:51pm

Opera name = Francis Sarto

Porn star name = Peppy Carroll

I think i'd preffer Jumbo Cummings!!! :cool:

Karl Hungus · 23-01-2002 7:58pm

Opera singer name:

Micheal Glenard. o_0

Pornstar name:

Garfield Kenny. 0_o

franco · 23-01-2002 8:21pm

opera- James Monument
porn- Twinkle McGuire

smiles · 23-01-2002 8:29pm

Opera Name: Brigid Townley (erg?)

Porn Star: Goldie Bellew

(talked about _this_ the other day on the bus, a friend of mine was: "Cutie Masterson" :P )

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daftbegger · 23-01-2002 8:40pm

Opera: Richard Park

Porn star: Rebel McGregor

Hmmm I like that.....Deed pole anyone????

Mr.Applepie · 23-01-2002 9:28pm

Opera Name: George Sonesta
Porn Name: Smokey Dixon

plastic membrane · 23-01-2002 10:09pm

Tonight Matthew, i shall be singing soprano as Noel Lawn. No, that doesnt work, ill try that again:

Tonight, i shall be fixing the plumbing and wearing a fake mustache as sleazy jazz plays in the backround as:

Rambo McGrath.

Celt · 23-01-2002 10:13pm

opera = David Scholarstown
porn = Jess McGrath (rofl)

adnans · 23-01-2002 11:09pm

since im missing a middle name i have no opera name. however, my porn name is:

Floki Haskovic

adnans

billy the squid · 24-01-2002 1:20am

opera cormack North Circular

i never had a pet :rolleyes: we were poor

Cerberus · 24-01-2002 2:06am

opera: Gerard 33 Plassey (I don't live on a street)
porn: Shaggy Lally

Shaggy was a cat and well...she kept gettin shagged by all the local tomcats. I once found her with a tomcat up on her givin' it to her with 3 other tomcats in a ring around her. I'm not sure if they were just watching or waitin there turn (One may have been her pimp). But when i started roaring at them (i was young and a bit distressed for my little slut cat) they just sat there with an indifferent look on their faces and the tomcat just kept at it.
So in the end i had to physically remove(kick) the tomcat off her and the hangers-on dispersed as well. Oh she was called shaggy because her hair was shaggy..not because of her promiscous behaviour.

beardedchicken · 24-01-2002 3:03am

And...Introducing the Operatic stylings of

......Elizabeth Manor (eh...that might just work)

......who moonlights as "Hamish Brennan" (hermaphrodite porn anyone??)

mayhem# · 24-01-2002 3:20am

Originally posted by Puck
Porn Star name: Scruffy Hall

Sound lovely....

DeadBankClerk · 24-01-2002 3:50am

Opera: Donall Close
Porn: Misty Burke

Originally posted by NekkidBibleMan
Porn Name: Prince Cannon

lol

Clinical Waste · 24-01-2002 9:55am

Opera Singer: Paul Idrone

Porn Star: Sandy Zikan

Coupla Camp Koalas there.

Da Bounca · 24-01-2002 12:01pm

singer : joseph grove
porno : fluffee martin

Victor · 27-01-2002 2:16pm

Opera = Patrick Eglinton
Porn = Foxy Murphy (Oh dear)

And BTW ye have all given away enough information for someone to do a serious amount of Birth Certificate fraud.

Bard · 27-01-2002 3:34pm

Opera singer: David Philip Corballis
pr0n star: Sandy Kearsley

sickle · 28-01-2002 1:01pm

opera : anne clifton
pornstar : sausage o ' connor

humm...

Stephen · 28-01-2002 1:11pm

Originally posted by Victor
And BTW ye have all given away enough information for someone to do a serious amount of Birth Certificate fraud.

Eh... couldn't a standard telephone directory be used for the same purposes?

Victor · 28-01-2002 1:15pm

Originally posted by Stephen
Eh... couldn't a standard telephone directory be used for the same purposes?

Ok, do I answer this? To get a birth cert. it really helps if you have full name, mother's maiden name and date of birth, all 3 of which cna be got from here. (not saying any more)

Victor · 28-01-2002 1:16pm

Originally posted by sickle
pornstar : sausage o ' connor

Sounds eh, appropriate ....

The_Bullman · 28-01-2002 11:57pm

here goes.
Opera name:Philip Patrick Saint Augustine.
Porn name:Kid Arthur

Awkward names there. Double barreled middle name and St. in the street. As for pets we had a goat whose mother died so we bottle fed it for a while-hence kid(we where too lazy to name it)

This makes no sence

ToxicPaddy · 30-01-2002 12:20pm

Opera = Joseph Park..????

Pornstar = Bungee O'Brien.... ????

ok... neither sound right...

how about a bit of mix n' match..

Opera = Park O'Brien

Pornstar = Bungee Joe

a bit better... but not much!!!!