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Worst joke ever - part 2

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  • 23-01-2002 4:06pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭


    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what?
















    Oh, man, this is so bad, ....a






















    super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    i thought that was good! made me *chuckle anyway!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 875 ✭✭✭EvilGeorge


    Crap had a stutter trying to say that til I cop'd on


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    hoho, reminds me of that mild green hairy lip squid joke I used to tell when I was... young, although Kolodny's was actually funny.

    Mine always made me laugh but stopped all sounds bar the muffled cough of an embarrased silence hater and a cricket (there was always a cricket[?]). so I'm not even going to bother reducing this thread to my mild green hairy lip squid "joke"... butif anyone else wants to do it please jump in...! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,684 ✭✭✭Kraken


    a go on
    go on
    go on
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    go on
    GO ON


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    Kolodny, it made me smile but then gordon's epitaph put me to sleep.
    lol rolf pld m8 etc. lol


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  • Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    What I find funny is the fact that you asked me how to spell epitaph!!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    amusing, and interesting at the same time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Kolodny


    Originally posted by Gordon
    What I find funny is the fact that you asked me how to spell epitaph!!:D

    ROFLMAO!!!

    I've missed u guys!

    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    but gordon
    no one has ever doubted your ability to spell but your ability to tell a story, that leave's alot to be desired.

    :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    Told this joke last night at the house.
    Koldny i am sleeping on your couch tonight


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  • Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    (so that's how he wangles his way into female's houses!)


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