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Viagra (sexual content :D)

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  • 23-01-2002 11:12pm
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    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭


    In pharmacology all drugs have generic names. Tylenol is Acetaminophen. Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.

    The FDA is looking for a generic name for Viagra and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafailin.

    Other names considered were:
    Mycoxafloppin,
    Mydixadrupin,
    Mycoxnoworkin and
    Mydixarizen.


    Top ten Slogans being considered by Viagra:


    10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
    9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
    8. Viagra, Like a rock!
    7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
    6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
    5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
    4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
    3. Viagra, Tastes great!........., More filling!
    2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!


    And the number one slogan, being considered by Viagra:

















    1. This is your penis.........This is your penis on drugs


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