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Drunk driver (prob. blonde)

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  • 23-01-2002 11:33pm
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    Sangre
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     A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes.

     He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

     The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

     "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."

     "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

    "Well, then, we need a urine sample."

     "I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."

     "All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

     "I can't do that, officer."

     "Why not?"

     "Because I'm drunk."
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