star signs

azezil

ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a shít about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.

TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply,
you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fúcking weirdo, the type of
person who'd kill themselves to win a bet.

CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try
anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leo's are living on welfare.

VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshítting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.

LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.

SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You always have snot on your clothes.

SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. You thrive on incest.

CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centred cúnt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.

AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You
have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people
consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually
fail. You're a prick.

---

I'm a cancer

ykt0di9url7bc3

im pisces...and im a prick...and I've got the worst fu<kin Karma, that i going to hav to kill a lot of people and cause mass devastation

ayatollah

fu[king brilliant man!!!

i am a leo - living on welfare!!!

searrard - you already have committed mass murder!!!!

you remember - that fateful night 5 years ago wih the petrol bombs and the torture and the nail guns!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?

The_Bullman

I am a gemini so all this is true

a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fúcking weirdo, the type of
person who'd kill themselves to win a bet.

Do you know me or something??

strat

seen these type things befire - always fun tho

CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.


ROFL

BlackMagic

GREAT

im an aquarious , nut that will never happen to me ............................................. i hope

Pugsley

rofl,brilliant
Im libra,and its all true,thanks for that