Longish syupid blond jokes !!!!

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1.This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the
subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools together, she
made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool,
she started to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE
ICE!" Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of
cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the
voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the
ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once
more, even louder: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"

2.Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Of course."

The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352." This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! OK, I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful that any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "OK, now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair colour, can I have my dog back?"

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No they look like moose tracks."  They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

3.80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are
Not Stupid Convention."

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that
blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde steps up. The
leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says,
"Eighteen."

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start
cheering, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000
of you and the worldwide press here, I guess we can give her another
chance."  So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she
eventually says, "Ninety?"

The leader is quite perplexed and sighs -- everyone is
disheartened, the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to
yell and wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance, give her
another chance." The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm
than damage, eventually says, "OK!, one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?"

The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute eventually says,
"Four." Through out the stadium 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave
their arms, stomp their feet and scream, "Give her another chance, give
her another chance!"

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