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contender for the worst joke.

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  • 25-01-2002 9:49am
    #1
    nanook
    Registered Users Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭


    Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
    The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
    A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
    The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear.

    The others raise their eyebrows.



    "I'm getting a fax"


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    #2
    Washout
    Registered Users Posts: 2,911 ✭✭✭Washout


    *cringe*


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    Kraken
    Registered Users Posts: 1,684 ✭✭✭Kraken


    what did the fax say. i bet it was a load of shíté....


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    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Actually that is surprisingly funny coming from you!!:p
    But I have got to have a go at the worst joke c'mon me me me.

    what do you call a frenchman who wears
    sandals?........................




    Phillipe Phalop.


    ;)


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    #5
    BlackMagic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭BlackMagic


    that joke is wordt than any " why did the chicken croos the road joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


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