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  • 25-01-2002 10:52pm
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    klong
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭


    A woman was helping her computer
    illiterate husband set up his computer, and
    at the appropriate point in the
    process, told him that he would now need to
    choose and enter a password. Something
    he will use to log on. The husband was
    in a rather amorous mood and figured
    he would try for the shock effect to
    bring this to his wife's attention.
    So, when the computer asked him to enter
    his password, he made it plainly
    obvious to his wife that he was keying in
    "p..e..n..i..s".

    His wife fell off her chair laughing
    when the computer replied:

    ***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***


    Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of >the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed. Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily. "What happened?" asked Posh . "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh. The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed the cow."


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