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Very bad puns

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  • 27-01-2002 12:46am
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    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭


    Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.

    Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.

    Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.

    Hiking equipment was trailing.

    Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.

    Weights were up in heavy trading.

    Light switches were off.

    Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged.

    Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.

    The market for raisins dried up.

    Coca Cola fizzled.

    Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.

    Sun peaked at midday.

    Balloon prices were inflated.

    Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.

    And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.

    Kite sales hit an all-time high.

    Fish sales were floundering.

    Yoyos were going up and down.

    Yachts were all wet.

    Playground equipment went on a slide.

    Ice machines were frozen solid.

    Paper shredders were tearing up the market.

    Fencing was having a field day.

    Windows were breaking all records.

    Javelin sales had missed the mark.

    Hunting equipment is being scoped out.

    Gravel futures are bumping along.

    Airplanes have gone sky high.

    Parachutes seem to be drifting.

    Frog legs took a jump.

    Medical supplies increased microscopicly.

    Jazz sales are swinging right along.

    Cannonballs are simply exploding.

    Diamonds are starting to sparkle.

    Rubberband sales are tight.

    Suspenders are just holding their own.

    Mouse sales have been squeaking by.

    Books have just about recovered.

    IVE GOT MORE SO JUST ASK


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    #2
    [Deleted User]
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    Youve really learnt the whole "Ctrl+C, ctrl+V" technique very well, and we're very proud of you, so why dont u just give everyone the link to the forbidden page?


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    #3
    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Actually its right click!!!
    Hey im an insane poster, lets open the champagne


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    #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Originally posted by Sangre
    Actually its right click!!!
    Hey im an insane poster, lets open the champagne

    lol i was also very happy when i reached that stage....*sigh*

    276+113=389 posts if i hadnt been banned lol


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    #5
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    and you are surprised you got banned jabba ;) :P
    (they are terrable puns :))


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    #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    quite awful arent they pugsley :)


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