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  • 28-01-2002 7:12pm
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    xern
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭


    A secondry school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final
    exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there
    tomorrow." "I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
    injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it,
    no other excuses whatsoever!"
    A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What
    would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
    utter sexual exhaustion?"
    The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
    When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the
    student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,
    "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

    :cool:


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