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Backseat Driver

BioHazRd · 2002-01-28 23:20:16

A man seeing flashing blue lights in his rear view mirror The man says: What's the problem officer? Officer: You were doing 50 miles an hour in a 40 mile an hour zone. Man: No Officer, I was doing 40. Wife: Oh, Harry. You were doing 60. [Man gives wife a dirty look.] Officer: I'm also doing to give you a ticket for your…

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29-01-2002 12:20am

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BioHazRd

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A man seeing flashing blue lights in his rear view mirror
The man says: What's the problem officer?
Officer: You were doing 50 miles an hour in a 40 mile an hour zone.
Man: No Officer, I was doing 40.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were doing 60. [Man gives wife a dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also doing to give you a ticket for your broke rear light.
Man: Broken rear light? I didn't know about a broken rear light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that rear light for weeks.
Man gives his wife a dirty look.
Officer: I'm also going to give you a caution for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!
Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth bi*ch!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife says:

"No, only when he's drunk."

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