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recipe for love

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  • 29-01-2002 2:34pm
    #1
    GoneShootin
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    RECIPE FOR LOVE:

    Ingredients:
    4 Laughing eyes
    4 Well-shaped legs
    4 Loving arms
    2 Firm milk containers
    2 Nuts
    1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
    1 Firm banana

    DIRECTIONS :
    1. Look into laughing eyes.
    2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
    3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur-lined mixing bowl moistens
    4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk ontainers
    5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably not overnight).
    6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn’t soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

    Notes:
    1. If in unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
    2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
    3. If cake rises, leave town.


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