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Ancient Proverbs.

DRakE · 2002-01-30 22:17:02

1. man who jizz into cash register has cum into money 2. baseball wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk 3. man who go sideways thru airport automated door going to bangkok 4. man who sit high on toilet, high on pot 5. Squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts; man lay on crack and rock nuts 6. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies…

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30-01-2002 11:17pm

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DRakE

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1. man who jizz into cash register has cum into money

2. baseball wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk

3. man who go sideways thru airport automated door going to bangkok

4. man who sit high on toilet, high on pot

5. Squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts; man lay on crack and rock nuts

6. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a bananna

7. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

8. Boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand

When I heard these they made me rofl

I had to share them.

-DRakE

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#2 30-01-2002 11:20pm
-FADE-

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Yeah number 7. is definity true especially where i live.

its good to share.

-FADE-

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#3 30-01-2002 11:33pm
Sangre

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LOL i like number 6

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