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Woman shopping!!!

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  • 31-01-2002 10:19am
    #1
    xern
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭


    A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some milk, some eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon.
    As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man standing behind her in line watches her place the four items on the belt and states with assurance, "You must be single."
    The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing unusual about her selection says,
    "That's right. How on Earth did you know?"

    He replies,


    "Because you're ugly."


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    #2
    BlackMagic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭BlackMagic


    :(:(:( bad bad bad joke


    what had that got to do with women shopping


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    MelKor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 185 ✭✭MelKor


    LOL that was great :D:D
    not what i was expecting though


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    azezil
    Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    That was unexpected! :D lol


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    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    hehehe,excellent!!!
    Blackmagic,i think the poimt was that it had nothing to do with shopping :)


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    EvilGeorge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 875 ✭✭✭EvilGeorge


    Why is it funny ...... because its true !!


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    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    OHh man good one!!
    That'll teach ugly women to shop in public, thats what the internet is for ;)

    Good joke lmao :D


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    Lenny
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    Saw many different version of that.. thought it was good the first time I saw it though.


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    #9
    Glitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭Glitz


    didnt see that coming......! lol! Very funny altogether!


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    #10
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    simple, yet effective

    very SMACK THE PONEY esque


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