Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

the races

Options
  • 31-01-2002 1:27pm
    #1
    ayatollah
    Registered Users Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭


    Night at the Races

    The Horses in the race are:

    1. Passionate Lady
    2. Bare Belly
    3. Silk Panties
    4. Conscience
    5. Jockey Shorts
    6. Clean Sheets
    7. Thighs
    8. Big Johnson
    9. Heavy Bosom
    10. Merry Cherry

    They're at the post:
    And they're off!

    Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties
    are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is
    caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot. At the
    halfway mark it's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open and Big Johnson is
    pressed in.

    Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady
    and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific
    pressure from Big Johnson. At the stretch Merry Cherry cracks under the
    strain.

    Big Johnson is making a final drive. Passionate Lady is coming. At the
    finish It's Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady
    takes everything Big Johnson has to offer. It looks like a dead heat
    but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head. Heavy Bosom weakens
    and Thighs pull up. Clean Sheets never had a chance . . .


Advertisement