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pickle slicer

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  • 31-01-2002 2:59pm
    #1
    ayatollah
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    Pickle Slicer

    Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a
    number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that
    he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into
    the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist
    to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.
    He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

    One day a few weeks later Bill was really worried. His wife could see
    at once that something was seriously wrong.
    "What wrong, Bill?" she asked.
    "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to
    put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
    "Oh, Bill you didn't"
    "Yes, I did."
    "My God, Bill, what happened?"
    "I got fired."
    "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
    "Oh...she got fired too."


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