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Your Funeral Song

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  • 31-01-2002 7:15pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭


    Ok so it may be a bit morbid but what song would you like played at your funeral?

    I myself am aiming for something that might be funny/weird or just make people feel awkward.

    I'd probably like the the theme from Shaft playing as I was lowered into the hole. That or the song from the Fast Show (y'know "Please Release Me, let me go.....etc, etc)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,980 ✭✭✭meglome


    hmm let me see... would have to be that U2 song 'Two Shots of Happy, One Shot of Sad' or maybe that A House song 'No More Apologies'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Something from Monty Python...
    Always look on the bright side of life! That's be cool.


  • Site Banned Posts: 334 ✭✭scuzzy


    If I was murdered...
    Thin Lizzy - Killer On The Loose

    If I was died in battle...
    Edwin Starr - War, What Is It Good For

    If I was killed of alcoholism...
    AC/DC - Have A Drink On Me

    And just generally...
    Paul Simon - The Lion Sleeps Tonight
    (just to have a whole singalong thing going on...)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,682 ✭✭✭chernobyl


    Head like a Hole.


  • Registered Users Posts: 483 ✭✭NeRb666


    A wonderful compilation of these songs:

    Mayhem - Funeral Fog
    Megadeth - In My Darkest Hour
    Death - Pull The Plug
    and finally...

    Strapping Young Lad - Oh My ****ing God (just to end things with a laugh)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 927 ✭✭✭Monkey


    Maybe "I Did it My Way" by Sinatra

    or

    "The End" by The Doors

    or something by leonard cohen


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,203 ✭✭✭Tazz T


    Either 'The Crown & The Ring' by Manowar or 'Necrophiliac' by Slayer - just in case any of my ex's turned up. Alternatively 'Save All Your Kisses For Me' by Brotherhood of Man or 'The Birdie Song' would piss off anyone who turned up that I didn't like while I was alive.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,601 ✭✭✭Kali


    Originally posted by AngelWhore
    Something from Monty Python...
    Always look on the bright side of life! That's be cool.

    they played that at the last funeral i was at, well at the cremation ceremony, brought a smile to everyones face anyway, and if you can do that in death your one damn good person.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    Originally posted by Monkey
    Maybe "I Did it My Way" by Sinatra

    I remember they sang that at my cousins funeral.

    I'd want 2pac - Life Goes On, just coz it's one of the best songs I've heard ever


  • Registered Users Posts: 735 ✭✭✭beardedchicken


    my best mate chose to tell me while we were bombing down the M50 that if she were to die young, that she wants "good riddance" (time of your life) by green day.

    timing has never been her forte! but still, nice, sentimental song!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Anyone ever heard the laughing policeman? I think it's a kids song... it's pretty much just maniacal laughter. I also want all my mates to be present dressed as fruit. :)
    I'm serious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Kolodny


    Tori Amos - Happy Phantom , hopefully it will make anyone who knows me smile.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    to start with:
    Satisfied Man - Jeff Buckley

    followed by:
    Where Ever I May Roam - Metallica

    as I'm being lowered into the ground:
    Down in a Hole - Alice in Chains

    this will be followed by a big stinky drinking session down the pub! (which I suppose is normal in Ireland anyway!)


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,719 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    Ave Maria - song by Bocelli


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭Puck


    Originally posted by Dr. Loon
    Anyone ever heard the laughing policeman? I think it's a kids song... it's pretty much just maniacal laughter. I also want all my mates to be present dressed as fruit. :)
    I'm serious.

    The one in the old Lemsip add? That'd be class!!:D


  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Pantera - Cemetary Gates
    Down - Bury Me In Smoke
    Morbid Angel - Opening of The Gates
    and finally!! Frank Zappa - Titties 'n' Beer!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭alb


    Originally posted by Beruthiel
    to start with:
    Satisfied Man - Jeff Buckley


    This was actually played at Jeff's own funeral..... if anyone cares


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    The Who - Baba O'Riley


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,163 ✭✭✭✭Boston


    Scott Mckenzie - San Francisco


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,975 ✭✭✭Oeneus


    Guns N' Roses - I don't care about you

    This was a cover. I don't know who originally did the song, but it is so inappropriate for a funeral.

    I have freaked out my family, friends and relatives all my life. I intend doing it after death, also.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 delo


    beatles-follow the sun


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,601 ✭✭✭Kali


    after hearing the prophet himself Mr. Brian Wilson this evening, it would have to be God Only Knows.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    well, could be something silly like 'do you fúck on first dates' by kevin bloody wilson.
    or the emporors march from star wars.
    always thought about fade to black by metallica, but only if i had metallica playing it in the choir section :)
    waking the dead by suicidal tendencies.

    but mostly id just ask several of my closest friends to stand up and tell a joke. th worse they are, the more free beer they get!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
    the emporors march from star wars.

    !
    Damn... Why didn't I think of that one! That'd be class!

    Originally posted by WhiteWashMan

    but mostly id just ask several of my closest friends to stand up and tell a joke. th worse they are, the more free beer they get!

    The worse, eh?

    Ok, how's these:

    Q: What's red and invisible? A: No tomatos. :D

    Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? A: Dam.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    Originally posted by AngelWhore


    The worse, eh?

    Ok, how's these:

    Q: What's red and invisible? A: No tomatos. :D

    Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? A: Dam.

    ok ok ok.
    you get loads of beer.
    i always loved the no tomatoes one :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    Id say "can we talk this one over" by the 4 of us class song good for death.Or the jokes option heres one .God said to moses come forth and inherit the worl he came fifth and won a toaster.terrible terrible joke or whats brown and sticky a stick!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭MarcusGarvey


    U2 - All I want is You

    One of my fav songs ever, that or Jeff Buckeys version of Hallelujah.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭MarcusGarvey


    Originally posted by Oeneus
    Guns N' Roses - I don't care about you

    This was a cover. I don't know who originally did the song, but it is so inappropriate for a funeral.

    I think it was Fear


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    Id try to be optimistic about life after death and go for:

    Here Come The Good Times by A House


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,256 ✭✭✭Molly


    Don McClean - Crying

    or

    The Pixies - Where is my mind


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