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  • 01-02-2002 12:27pm
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    GoneShootin
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    After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly
    gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.

    "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr Washington,
    slapping Osama in the face.

    Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans'
    liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

    James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal
    government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on
    Osama's knee.

    Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James
    Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.
    As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back
    toward the gate where he is to be judged.

    As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams
    "this is not what I was promised!"

    An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you.
    What the **** did you think I said?"


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