Thats men for you....

smiles · 03-02-2002 1:05am #1

A depressed young Irish woman was so desperate that she
decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor
noticed her tears and took pity on her.

He said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl sniffed and nodded 'yes.' After all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.

From then on, every night he brought her some sandwiches and pieces of fruit and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered By the captain. "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of your sailors," she
explained. "He's taking me to America, and in return I'm letting him screw me."

"You certainly are." replied the Captain. "This is the Aran Islands Ferry!

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