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Little Johnny

Lucifer · 2002-02-05 08:37:20

Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bike. His father said, "Son, we'd love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000.00 and there is no way we can afford it." The next day his father saw Little Johnny heading out the door with a suitcase. So, he asked, "Son where are you going?" Little Johnny told him, "I…

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05-02-2002 9:37am

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Lucifer

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Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bike. His father said, "Son, we'd love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000.00 and there is no way we can afford it." The next day his father saw Little Johnny heading out the door with a suitcase. So, he asked, "Son where are you going?" Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell Mom you were pulling out. I heard her tell you to wait, because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around here by myself with an $80,000.00 mortgage and no means of transportation.

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#2 05-02-2002 12:03pm
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HA HA HA

John

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