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Another one for the johnny collection

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  • 05-02-2002 11:26am
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    nanook
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    The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks, "What's this?" "A horsey," one child answers. "And this?" the teacher asks. "A piggy," replies another youngster.
    "And now this one?" asks the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers. There was no answer, only total silence. "Come now, children," she coaxes,
    "I'll give you a little hint. What does your mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?"

    With this Johnny had he his in the air and waving like a pensioner at bingo "I know! I know!!" exclaims one little girl. "It's a horny bastard!"


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