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Fw: Screw Or Swim (18+)

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  • 06-02-2002 3:06pm
    #1
    FatB
    Registered Users Posts: 631 ✭✭✭


    Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end
    of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.

    Dave says, "John, what are you so happy for?"
    "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya ... Yesterday I was out
    waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead
    Boobies out to here!

    She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'
    I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.'
    So I took her way out, Dave.
    I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or
    swim!'
    She couldn't swim, Dave.
    She couldn't swim!"

    The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting
    at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his
    face.
    Dave says, "What are you happy about today John?"

    "Well Dave ... I gotta tell ya ... Yesterday I was out
    waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde
    came up to me...boobies out to here, Dave.
    Boobies out to here!

    She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'
    I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.'
    So I took her way out, Dave.
    Way out much further than the last one.
    I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or
    swim!'
    She couldn't swim!" Dave!
    She couldn't swim!"

    A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees
    John down there crying' over a beer.
    Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?"

    "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya ... Yesterday I was out
    waxin' my boat, just waxin'my boat, and the most
    desirable brunette came up to me ... boobies WAY out to
    here, Dave.
    Boobies WAY out to here!

    She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said,
    'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.'
    So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out ... much further
    than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her
    boobies
    and
    said 'It's either screw or swim!'

    She pulled down her pants_ and ... She had a dick,
    Dave! She had this great BIG ****ing dick!........ and I
    can't swim
    Dave!

    I can't ****ing swim, man!!!!!!"


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