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son-in-law

FatB · 2002-02-06 14:54:10

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living a home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever…

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06-02-2002 3:54pm

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FatB

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A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming
from
her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter
naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
The
daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living a home with my parents and this
is
the closest I'll ever get to a husband." Later that week the father was
in
the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.When he
went
downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?" he exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and
still
living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to
a
husband." A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound
again,
this time in the living room. Upon entering theroom, she found her
husband
watching the Super bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away
beside
him "What are you doing?" she asked. He replied, "Watching the game with
my son-in-law.

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