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  • 06-02-2002 7:40pm
    #1
    flyz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 536 ✭✭✭


    A man comes home a night early from a long business trip and decides that he'll surprise his wife by sneaking into bed with her. He tip-toes into the bed room, crawls in bed and proceeds to give his wife oral pleasure. She appears to be half asleep but she still enjoys herself, letting out a subtle moan here and there but mostly just breathing heavily.

    After about 10 minutes the man figures he's done his "duty" and he gets up and heads to the bathroom to clean up. He opens the door and to his surprise he sees his wife quietly brushing her hair. Confused, he starts asking "What the hell... you were just... I just... what the hell?" His wife then says "Hey quiet down, you'll wake your mother!"


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    #2
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    lol,poor bast*rd :D


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    #3
    Mark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭Mark


    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wrongggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg................



    Good un mate :D:D:D


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    #4
    rymus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    *goes into the corner and quietly vomits*


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    #5
    flyz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 536 ✭✭✭flyz


    I hope ye're all imagining being in his position...:D


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    I think I should delete that out of disgust!!! :)


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    #7
    Kraken
    Registered Users Posts: 1,684 ✭✭✭Kraken


    If your mother wasnt your mother would you ride her?


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    #8
    EvilGeorge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 875 ✭✭✭EvilGeorge


    Uh mommy!!!


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    #9
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    I can tell you that if my mother wasn't in any way related to me, or even if I had never seen her, I would not ride her.


    John


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    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    Are you implying that the only reason you ride her is becuase she's your ma? That's harsh!


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    #11
    Lucifer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Lucifer


    that is sick!!! oh my god i am getting sick even thinking about it! lol


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    Lenny
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    hehe, slick joke ;)


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