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Hmmmm anybody in the mood to start a new Religion?

Lord Khan · 2002-02-07 00:05:06

Just bored ... thought get a few people and start a new religon? anybody interested? ... need god(s),commandment and stuff like that and some sorta holy book.

07-02-2002 1:05am

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Lord Khan

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Just bored ... thought get a few people and start a new religon?

anybody interested? ...

need god(s),commandment and stuff like that and some sorta holy book.

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#2 07-02-2002 1:20am

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Hrm I dunno. Geekonia? Lots of bandwidth, pizza and beards. Fagball, eggchasing and other crap sports banned. Sporty gits burnt at the stake, the fires ignited by an overclocked athlon with the heatsink removed.

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#3 07-02-2002 1:46am

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go away Scientologist

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#4 07-02-2002 1:57am

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Originally posted by Lord Khan
need god(s),commandment and stuff like that and some sorta holy book.

hey, sounds like fun. I could do with being a God for a while...

I can be all... DO MY BIDDING!!... and, stuff... hehe..

I dont think anyone will listen though.

what about the Holy Church of Homer? if anyone deserves a bit of devine worship its thats guy.

Originally by Homer Simpson
Homer: Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it's all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come.

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#5 07-02-2002 2:35am

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Yes... The Church of Homer.

Life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

ALL HAIL HOMER!

HAIL!
HAIL!
HAIL!

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#6 07-02-2002 9:08am

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............and Hallowed be thy name

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#7 07-02-2002 10:15am

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aaamen *sang in a churchie type way*

I would like to be the godess of herbs and health

I shall administer to the flock as your bidding allows oh master

your humble servent
Beruthiel

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#8 07-02-2002 10:20am

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I can be the god of fertility. All women must make a sacrafice to me or they cannot bare children.

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#9 07-02-2002 10:34am

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Catholic Church is fighting back already!

I was told this morning that for the "month of lent" or what ever you call it you will recieve bible stories in text messages.

WIERD

But at the same time, what a rapid response!

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#10 07-02-2002 10:57am

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I'm already a Universal Life Church Minister so I could perform the first Church of Homer wedding if ye like.

Rev. Puck

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#11 07-02-2002 11:05am

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Do we get Days off work for Religions holidays?
If so im in.. Dont believe in God but i do believe in days off work!

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#12 07-02-2002 11:11am

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I wish to be the god of war....can i LK huh huh huh?...

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#13 07-02-2002 11:21am

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been there, done that

Church of the Ethernal Azezilites bringing you good family values since 2001

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#14 07-02-2002 11:25am

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Can we wear big black cloaks?

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#15 07-02-2002 11:27am

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all good

I'm God of war and Fertility anyway .. those things seem to go together anyway

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#16 07-02-2002 11:48am

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I call god of Love/Lovers! It's mine! That way we can have a Puck's Day instead of this Valentine crap!

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#17 07-02-2002 11:49am

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and the women buy lads the gifts - oh please say it is so!!!!

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#18 07-02-2002 11:53am

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hmmm woman buying gifts ... hmmm don't think they'd like they ... they generally like recieving gifts.

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#19 07-02-2002 11:55am

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Can I be the bringer of plagues, death and destruction?

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#20 07-02-2002 11:56am

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Ok ... bringger of plagues and deaths ... so you want to work in a fast food take away then

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#21 07-02-2002 12:00pm

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Just call me Mr. McD!

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#22 07-02-2002 12:04pm

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God of General Mayhem and Annoyance!

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#23 07-02-2002 12:05pm

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done

still now who wants to write about 5000+ pages of rubbish that we will call our holy book ... our will we just adopt the menu from burger king?

Just getting my black cloak now

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#24 07-02-2002 12:08pm

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I can be death of nations

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#25 07-02-2002 12:23pm

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Yeah we have to the four horsemen of the apocalypse

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#26 07-02-2002 12:27pm

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Can't Boards just be the "holy book". There's enough nonsense here anyway.:D

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#27 07-02-2002 12:28pm

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ah yeah well spoted schrodinger!

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#28 07-02-2002 1:06pm

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Originally posted by schrodinger
Yeah we have to the four horsemen of the apocalypse

But would four be enough ...

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#29 07-02-2002 1:07pm

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Well we would have to be unique so I think the Twelve Hoursemen of the Apocalypse has a nice ring to it.

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#30 07-02-2002 1:21pm

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True ... let them hunt down witchs and those really crap pop stars.

Temples ... lots of small ones or ... go for a few REALLY big ones...

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#31 07-02-2002 1:24pm

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Can we take what women we want???? Cause I want that Shakira chick!

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#32 07-02-2002 1:30pm

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Originally posted by azezil
been there, done that
Church of the Ethernal Azezilites bringing you good family values since 2001

(Life of Brian rip-off script)

CW:Can I join your group?

A:Nah F*ck off

CW:But I really want to? I hate the Holy Church of Homer as much as anyone.

A:Oh yeah, How Much?

CW:A lot.

A:Right...........

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#33 07-02-2002 1:37pm

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can i be the god of cumshots?

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#34 07-02-2002 1:39pm

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We would have to invent a drink of the Gods.

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#35 07-02-2002 1:39pm

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I'll give that an 'ewwww factor' 7.5 on the aul AzeziL ewww factor-o-metre

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#36 07-02-2002 1:43pm

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I have an idea for a drink. How about a cocktail of Poitin and Absinth?

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#37 07-02-2002 2:42pm

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God created the world in 6 days ,And on the seventh day God logged onto the net and searched for porn for he hadn't had a w@nk in 6days.
Sunday will now be renamed w@nking day.

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#38 07-02-2002 2:42pm

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Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
can i be the god of cumshots?

... don't think anybody will challange you for that one there wwm

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#39 07-02-2002 2:47pm

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I think big banquets would be in order. With B"@ches everywhere and lots of drink and a huge long table covered with meat and booze.

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#40 07-02-2002 5:55pm

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hmmm just need a name for this religon?
but so far looks like we have the basics need for a religion

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#41 07-02-2002 6:26pm

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Religion is dead, long live religion!!!

All shall bow down and hail Lord Khan!!! now!

Can i be the GOD OF SARCASM ?

I suggest that we call it Pandism, eh? u roar???
BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!
and it sounds great.....

Oh and Screw loaves and fishes:
The Food of the Gods

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#42 07-02-2002 7:42pm

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I am the god of all beer and music!

All shall fall drunken before me.

We shall then lay on our backs attempting to stand up and headbang.

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#43 07-02-2002 7:45pm

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Just a quick flick to the "food of the gods" have to say a tayto sandwitch is nothing without Ham and Cheese. yum yum

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#44 07-02-2002 8:48pm

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I'd just like to say at this point that I don't believe in any of you.

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#45 07-02-2002 9:23pm

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kneel before yuor god(s)!

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#46 07-02-2002 9:32pm

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Amp if you don't believe in us... that means you are talking to your self back there.

Hail! Hail! Hail!

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#47 08-02-2002 9:15am

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Originally posted by amp
I'd just like to say at this point that I don't believe in any of you.

If you're not with us, you are against us....KILL HIM!

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#48 08-02-2002 10:16am

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Originally posted by Lord Khan
Amp if you don't believe in us... that means you are talking to your self back there.

No better person to speak to, you imaginary apparation you.

Hail! Hail! Hail!

Ah, too kind.

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#49 08-02-2002 10:59am

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messing up peoples hair

leave my hair out of it - I paid 26 euros on it last Saturday

so sayeth
Beruthiel - godess of herbs etc...

is it time for the gods to fight among themselves?

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#50 08-02-2002 12:14pm

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God won't fight among each other ... This religion has security

respect my autoritaaaaah!

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#51 08-02-2002 12:21pm

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respect my autoritaaaaah!

that's all well and good my lord - but isn't it time you started laying down some ground rules just to keep some sort of order?

yours respectfully
Beruthiel
godess of herbs 'n' stuff

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