new tax - berties budget

Yosemite Sam

BERTIE'S BUDGET:

The poor country was in a terrible state,
So the Dail rose for a budget debate,
It was quite a few moments before Bertie spoke,
And then he said SEX will cost one pound a poke.

Whether you're short, long, fat or thick,
The tax will be paid on the length of your prick.
emmet Stagg then shouted "Look Bertie dear,
Will this tax apply to the boys who are queer?"

Howlin jumped up and he looked rather glum,
"Will I be exempt because I like only bum?"
Ahern replied, and he sounded quite wary,
"The tax will be double for those who are fairy."

David Andrews arose to tremendous applause,
Grabbed Liz O'Donnell and ripped off her drawers,
He straddled across her and rode her at will,
And shouted to the assembly "Put that on my bill!"

The debate carried on; Oh what a sight,
McCreevy was **** the whole of the night,
The Ceann Comhairle protested "Let the voters decide,
But I think I'd settle for one pound a ride."

So now in the bedrooms of Ireland at night,
There's many a sad, sorry, frustrated sight,
We're taxed on our booze, we're taxed on our smoking,
But we never thought we'd be taxed on our poking.

If one pound a grind is the price we must pay,
The answer is this - with ourselves we must play,
To quench our frustration, we now have to ****,
And for the state of the country we have Bertie to
thank.

Lump

Nice little rhyme there, I hope it doesnt cum to that though.


John

Clinical Waste

Is this why I pay so much ?

ffs

nanook

Yosemite

I have to say
you are a cultural and political kinda poster
enjoyed that one

rymus

very good indeed.. keep up the good posting