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Monkey Magic

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  • 07-02-2002 3:08pm
    #1
    BioHazRd
    Registered Users Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭


    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a
    drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the
    place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them,
    then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the
    pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth,
    and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

    The bartender sees this and screams at the guy, "Did you see what
    your monkey just did?" The guy says "No, what?" "He just ate the
    cue ball off my pool table... whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise
    me," replied the guy, "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard.
    Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff". He finishes his drink,
    pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.

    Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with
    him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the
    bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds
    a cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it
    out, and eats it.

    The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did
    now?" he asks. "No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a
    cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", the guy replied. "He still
    eats everything in sight, but ever since the cue ball incident,
    he measures everything first."


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