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  • 07-02-2002 5:48pm
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    flyz
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    A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me... babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?"

    "Yes, dear." replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldnt have to explain it to her daughter.

    "But then when I have a baby," responded the blonde teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?


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    EvilGeorge
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    Hmmm... you've just given me a strange image there :D


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    flyz
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    A blonde & brunette are in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets in who looks perfect -- 3-piece suit, great build, nice butt. The bad part is they both noticed he had dandruff. The man got off on the 5th floor. Once the doors closed, the brunette turned to the blonde and said, "Someone should give him Head & Shoulders."

    To which the blonde replied, "i know how to give head but how do you give Shoulders?"


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    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    The first one is funny, but the second has been here many times before.


    John


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    Glitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭Glitz


    Q: What ya call a blonde girl/women wit 2 brain cells????

    A: Pregnant wit twins!!


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    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    heard em all before... good ones I must say...

    How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
    She fell out of the tree...

    What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
    Run! She's got the grenade in her mouth!


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    suppafly
    Registered Users Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭suppafly


    How did the blonde explain how her helicopter crashed?
    She said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan.

    Why did the blonde quit her job as a restroom attendant?
    She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.

    What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
    Double-dumb.


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    flyz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 536 ✭✭✭flyz


    Q. Why did the Blond have a pain in her belly button?

    A. Because her boyfriend was blond too

    :D


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    strat
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    Originally posted by flyz
    Q. Why did the Blond have a pain in her belly button?

    A. Because her boyfriend was blond too

    :D


    FNARR FNARR
    :D:D


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    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    *sniff*
    All these blond jokes are making me sentimental, i should start posting some more.
    Ive been out for a while with a new comp. but ill sure to be back in full swing soon.

    Down with blondes


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