Monkeys And Women

Lucifer

There's a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.

Space Command Houston calls: "Monkey number 1, Monkey number 1 to the television screen." He sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors. So the monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases the oxygen.

A few moments later Ground Control calls again:
"Monkey number 2, monkey number 2 to the television screen." He sits down and he is told to add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuel injection to engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the solar radiation.

So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the fuel injection, the nitrogen and the analysis of solar radiation.

A little later on, headquarters calls again:

"Woman, woman, please approach the screen." She sits down and
just as she is about to be told what to do she says “..... I know I know!!
Feed the monkeys, don't touch anything."

Lump

HE HE, Take it woman.


John