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The Irish mafia..

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  • 08-02-2002 11:41pm
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    Arboration
    Registered Users Posts: 151 ✭✭


    Be aware...

    be very aware

    General information about the irish mafia:

    They dislike Italian's.
    They drive 'round in Hi-Ace van's.
    They deal heavily in carpet's.
    They have deep slurred irish accent's.
    They talk quite fast.



    Be aware..


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    Robbo
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    From experience:

    They try and sell you gates
    They chase you across football pitches whipping your arse with a bamboo cane.


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    NeoSlicerZ
    Registered Users Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    ?????
    Swiss Chesse ne1?


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    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Originally posted by Arboration

    They deal heavily in carpet's.

    Even though it's the humour board, this is true. Just think of 'The Carpet Man', D-- K---y. Do NOT mess with his family. Seriously. :)


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    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,402 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    It's OK, I think you can mention Kelly, seeing as the CAB have had a go at him.


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    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,402 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Do the Kellys have a monopoly on carpets?

    http://www.unison.ie/irish_independent/stories.php3?ca=9&si=743535&issue_id=7323


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    Ruaidhri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    they say sham quite a lot and have their own language ?


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    Tellox
    Registered Users Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    its either eircom or knackers. or both.


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    strat
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    "got a sup of milk for the baybay"

    "lookin' for a bax of har'glass"


    The first one id obvious but who can translatre the second one ?

    :D


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