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FW: Eve - A Woman's Point of View

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  • 11-02-2002 3:57pm
    #1
    FatB
    Registered Users Posts: 631 ✭✭✭


    FW: Eve - A Woman's Point of View



    In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts.

    After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve "How are
    things going, Eve?", He asked.
    "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and
    sunsets
    are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is
    wonderful ,
    but, I just have this one problem. It's these three
    breasts you've
    given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am
    constantly
    knocking
    them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on
    bushes,
    they're a real pain," reported Eve.

    "That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at
    this,
    you know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just
    figured you'd need
    half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right away!"

    So, God reaches down and yanks the middle breast right
    off, tossing
    it
    into the bushes.

    Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden.

    "Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation?", He asked.

    "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small
    oversight on your
    part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe
    has her ram,
    the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate,
    except me. I feel
    so
    alone."

    God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right.
    How could I
    have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will
    immediately create Man
    from a part of you!

    Now, let's see . . . where did I leave that useless tit??


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    Samson
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    One word:

    Blasphemy


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    #3
    EvilGeorge
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    YAH!! :cool:


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    #4
    Bard
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    It's funnier when you pornolize this page :p


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    Bottle_of_Smoke
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    I think if you read the bible you will find that Adam was made first....


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    suppafly
    Registered Users Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭suppafly


    Originally posted by Ahamah
    I think if you read the bible you will find that Adam was made first....
    I think that if you notice that your in the humour section and it was joke. Good joke F@B, welldone!! you should show it to carmel and aoife!


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    #7
    Lolo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭Lolo


    I think if you read the joke you'll find IT'S A BLOODY JOKE FOR FECK'S SAKE!


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    #8
    Lolo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭Lolo


    Dammit I hate when I think I've rad the end of the thread and then someone else has said teh same thing as me.


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    #9
    strat
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    Originally posted by Bard
    It's funnier when you pornolize this page :p

    omg i nearly forgot about pornalize
    .....
    .....

    .....

    pornalize 0wns
    makes that good joke GREAT :)


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