fast and the furious (video review)

adnans

With nothing to do on a Monday night after watching enterprise, i decided to rent out fast and the furious. Man, was I in for a surprise.

For the whole one hour and fifty minutes, I was sitting through hell. Acting was unsurprisingly bad from mediocre actors who could have been picked off the street and were put into shiny cars to race. This is a very unrealistic movie. The physics and the car engines were not properly researched while some the vocabulary was made up on the spot by writers who I hope are unemployed right about now...

adnans




Ok. Now that the women have stopped reading...

This has to be one of the best movies ever made. it was made for men by real men (the director had to be a man) and acted out by even really real men (vin diesel). The real stars of the film of course are those incredibly looking slick cars that went faster then the Road Runner.

When you are not looking at the cars, you will be watching the women that massage and polish the cars who come as an accessory similar to those fuzzy dice around the rearview mirror. I even hardly noticed the disappearance of characters as the movie rolled along cause of the action that was happening every few seconds. Damn, I even missed the plot but it doesn’t matter cause it one of the best movies I've ever seen.

Rent it out at your local video place now.

adnans

Robbo

Played.

chernobyl

SoundTrack=Fred Durst and Ja Rule, and Ja Rule event acts in it so basically its completely junk.

The cars are gorgeous but actually reflect the film...junk...

Makaveli

doesnt Ja Rule get like a little cameo appearance in it? The real reason for this was probably so Def Jam could get the rights to the soundtrack.
I havent seen the film but I'd still like to even if it is supposed to be grade A bull plop