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Ser · 2002-02-13 15:07:26

An Englishman, an Australian and a South African are in a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces, and says "In Sath Efrika, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice." The…

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13-02-2002 4:07pm

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An Englishman, an Australian and a South African are in a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces, and says "In Sath Efrika, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces, and says "Well mate, in 'Straaalia we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, drinks it, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the Australian and says "In London, we have so many South Africans and Austalians, that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

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