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10 Things Men Won't Say

xern · 2002-02-13 15:14:17

1: Let's watch Lifetime! 2: Sex is overrated. 3: I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4: Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours. 5: There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book. 6: I'm glad I don't have a large penis. 7: My hips are too big. 8: Aw, can't we watch…

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13-02-2002 4:14pm

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xern

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1: Let's watch Lifetime!
2: Sex is overrated.
3: I don't want to go too far on the first date.
4: Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
5: There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
6: I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
7: My hips are too big.
8: Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
9: Does this suit make me look fat?
10: I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.

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#2 13-02-2002 4:26pm
EvilGeorge

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And why is it funny , because its true.

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#3 14-02-2002 12:49pm
Irish_Ranger_IR

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Whatt about,

After I cook Dinner, what about we go late nite shopping and get thoes new shoes and matching skirt and handbag you wanted!!!

Emmm, Don't think so......

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