Judge Judy Versus Ann Robinson

RopeDrink · 14-02-2002 2:48pm #1

Discuss...

They're both women, they're both on the telly, they're both tough talking people who make their victims feel like jelly etc

BUT - By some miracle of the universe, they end up in the same room together and there's tension... They hate / despise / detest eachother and begin to have their verbal conflict!

Insults and comments are flying everywhere, the landscape is charred from constant verbal abuse and nasty remarks, but who would prevail!?

"Judgement is for the plaintif, the defendant is the Weakest link - Goodbye!"

Mr.Applepie · 14-02-2002 3:17pm

The should really be a poll but anyhu

I think judge judy would be the victor. JJ is a pure biatch plan and simple. She says exactly whats on her mind plain and simple. ARtrys to be a biatch but i think its all a fake

Thats my two cent

Terminator · 14-02-2002 3:19pm

AR: But I AM the law and you ARE the weakest link - GOODBYE!

JJ: OVERULED

AR: Over my DEAD Body

JJ: If you insist

AR: You wanna piece of this, b!tch?

... Sorry entering Soprano's country there

EvilGeorge · 14-02-2002 3:20pm

I reckon Ann Robinson - super be-otch would pound her to a pulp!

Saruman · 14-02-2002 3:29pm

Red hair fury syndrome aside.. Judy is the bigger bitch! even though she is physically smaller i think. She has power and she knows it, she is a judge at the end of the day. Robinson is not, besides Robinson is narky and condescending maybe but never angry in the way Judy is.

No Judge Judy would win im sure.. add carol vorderman in to the mix and im sure they would put differences aside and join forces agains vorderman..

Kolodny · 14-02-2002 3:45pm

I would support Anne, but I think Judge Judy would win.

(I can't believe I'm taking part in this!)

EvilGeorge · 14-02-2002 3:54pm

So your saying that judge judy IS a sneaky , sly underhanded bitch ?

The Sweeper · 14-02-2002 5:29pm

...you've got to be kidding...

adnans · 14-02-2002 8:22pm

haha. Ropedrink has been watching too much daytime TV.

although, if Miss Cleo was involved, it would be another matter.

"dont do it! alrite!"

adnans

SantaHoe · 14-02-2002 9:55pm

I reckon Anne would have Judy in tears... but at the end of the day - Judge Judy has the better reasoning and point-making skills... where as Anne Robinson seems to be immune to that sort of thing and is the smarter sort of smart-árse.
I'd love to see that battle though

Ry · 14-02-2002 11:44pm

I think Anne would win really. She's got the vocab and the mind to easily make a fewl of JJ. JJ is only good at makin a fewl of fewls. Anne can turn things around on the smartest of people!
ANNE FOR PREZIDENT!

Lucifer · 15-02-2002 12:13am

definitly JJ, she would kick AR's áss

leeroybrown · 15-02-2002 2:24pm

For my $1 I'd like to have the best of both worlds.

A John Woo style action moment where both of them make balletic leaps across the room while pulling out massive shiny guns (D'Eagle or something similar) and simultaneously take each other out with head-shots.

That would get rid of both of them and provide some great entertainment.

/me is off to find his video tape of "Hard boiled"

Saruman · 15-02-2002 2:26pm

Will this ever get settled without actually seeing them both go at it? Doubt it!

m1ke · 15-02-2002 8:13pm

now if they were the last 2 women on earth.... which one .... which freezer would u unlock.

RopeDrink · 18-02-2002 1:15pm

Definately Judeh, I mean, she's hellah smart (Anyone can act like a ghastly, super sarcastic Quiz Game host, but it takes a lot more to be a charismatic, yet lethal mouthed and intelligent judge with a brain)

Only problem is, Judge Judy would win any court cases that arise from you being together, beit being sued, divorce or pretty much anything...

Gah I'd hate to have to choose, you'd be on extremely thin Ice if you went near either of them...

Wasn't expecting this big a response, but it's been very interesting... Any more contributions towards the war of bitches!?