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  • 14-02-2002 9:19pm
    #1
    glass onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭


    OK, here's a few jokes...if any-one knows more of the same type of jokes, please post them here.


    What do you call an Italian with a Rubber toe?

    Roberto

    What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

    Cliff

    What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

    Doug

    What do you call a man with no spade on his head?

    Douglas

    What do you call a man who's been buried for 100 years?

    Pete

    What do you call a Spaniard who just got out of hospital?

    Manuel

    What do you call a Spanish fireman?

    José

    What do you call his brother?

    Hose B


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    #2
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    what do you call a man lying on the side of the road?

    Pat(path)

    What do you call an irish man hanging from a ceiling?

    Sean Dolier

    What do you call a man with a bowl of potatoes,carrots,meat etc on his head ?

    Stu

    What do you call a man lying outside a door?

    Matt

    What do you call a russian man with 3 testicles?

    Whodyanickabollockoff!!


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    #3
    Zoot
    Registered Users Posts: 117 ✭✭Zoot


    An Irish man banging his head off a wall?

    - Rick O'Shea

    An Irish woman with one leg shorter than the other?

    - Eileen

    An Irish woman with no legs shorter than the other!?

    - Noleen


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    BlackMagic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭BlackMagic


    all great but..................... glass onions were the best


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